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what are titles fuck this

My name is Jess and I blog about stupid things.
Apr 19 '14
Apr 19 '14

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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(Source: georgemallory)

Apr 19 '14

armanarlert:

if u know ur myers briggs personality type please check this out it is literally the coolest thing ever 

(Source: lcaname)

Apr 19 '14

25-4centimeters:

themudpuddle:

Dear blond, beardy lumberman listening to Frozen in the laundry room:

No stop. Come back. I think we’re soulmates. We could have beautiful blond children. They’d all be six feet tall. Why didn’t I meet you earlier in the semester. This is a travesty.

Go find out if he’s American!

HE IS WE HAD ENOUGH CONVERSATION FOR ME TO DETERMINE THIS. I have literally not seen him all semester wtf there are like ten dudes here how did he escape my FEMININE WILES

Apr 19 '14

seriousjones:

cyberpapi:

wrestling with your girlfriend is a cute experience that everyone should try

tfw no gf

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Apr 19 '14

❀ about me. ❀

BASICS:

name: Jess
age: 21
birthday: January 11th
zodiac: Capricorn
single or taken: Single
height: 6’
eye color: Blue
middle name: Ann
favorite color: Blue
lucky number: 74

SPECIFICS/DETAILS:

hogwarts house: Ravenclaw
favorite fictional character: Oh gosh uh… Brienne of Tarth?
favorite television show: either AtLA or Game of Thrones. OR KLK. /sobbu
favorite season: Spring! Little green leafies…
describe yourself in a few words: I’m a boss ass bitch who cries at pretty things
meaning of your name: Foresight? Wow thanks wikipedia I never knew that shit. Or like… God beholds. idk I was named after a lifeguard.
ultimate otp: Probably Bubbeline? OR JAIME AND BRIENNE.
what do you plan to/do for a living: Professor!
starbucks order: Salted caramel mocha

THIS OR THAT:

introvert or extrovert: uhhh probably somewhere in the middle
dawn or dusk:
dawn
righty or lefty: lefty
coffee or tea: tea (peppermint with like seven fucking sugars holla)
rain or shine:  shine
reading or writing: writing

(Source: banditswan)

Apr 19 '14

(Source: nosdrinker)

Apr 19 '14

Dear blond, beardy lumberman listening to Frozen in the laundry room:

No stop. Come back. I think we’re soulmates. We could have beautiful blond children. They’d all be six feet tall. Why didn’t I meet you earlier in the semester. This is a travesty.

Apr 18 '14
cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture
(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

cuteosphere:

unicorns are notorious for their hatred of posturing bro culture

(I’m debating making this girl available as a sticker and a shirt.)

Apr 18 '14

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES