funniest10k:

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tardisexuality:

you know how when you’re younger you pick up words and use them even though you don’t know what they mean

one time I called my brother a dildo and my mom tried to yell at me but she was laughing so hard there were tears streaming down her face

askthosedouchebags:

Power of Dolphin by Brother Brain.  
Aero Fighters 2 (Arcade) Video System 1994. 

delicioustrap:

skinprincessbrat:

xyrophile:

yes-ze-did:

autumn-and-eve:

I hope everyone who was fanatically into reblogging that shit about Shia LeBeouf last week is embarrassed about how bad their sense of humor is

no

never say sorry

actual pokemon shia bidoof

actual pokemon shia bidoof

yaichiko:

mspandrcw:

erins-elysion:

IF I DIE YOUNG

BURY ME IN ANIME

LAY ME DOWN 

ON A BED OF YAOI

SINK THAT SHIP I HATE

AT DAWN

fuckyeahtomate:

fuckyeahtomate:

OMG WHY IS THERE AN ICE CREAM TRUCK OUTSIDE AT 9PM

OH MY GOD NOW I HEAR GUNSHOTS

THAT ICE CREAM TRUCK DIDNT BRING DELICIOUS CREAMY TREATS IT ONLY BROUGHT FEAR

gerard-gay:

my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive had in months 

nicklesen:

she wears short skirts

i wear t-shirts

she’s cheer captain and

ＩＭ  ＴＨＥ　ＤＡＲＫ　ＬＯＲＤ　ＳＡＴＡＮ　 

elihzbah:

pigeonfromhell:

visiblemonster:

could they have picked a creepier name for this color.

omfg

WHA…